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The brainchild of Jack Glancy, Rate My Rant is a fantastic little site created entirely for you to blow off a bit of steam about whatever in particular about the world at large is pissing you off today. We post it anonymously for you, and the world votes on whether you're dead right, which will make you feel warm and fuzzy inside or if you're dead wrong, and basically a bit of a tit for moaning.
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The Rent is Too Damn High!"I feel as though now it the appropriate time to get one or two issues about LUSU living off my chest. I've been in my new house for a total of 6 weeks, which we signed for about this time last year, and whilst it was under construction we were promised it would be ready by last christmas, and fully refurbished. The actual house wasn't completed until just before summer, but because the landlord wanted to rent it out over the summer we were unable to see it before the start of our lease. Upon arrival I discovered that 5 out of 6 of the bedroom doors don't shut, there was loose wiring all over the house, a mountain of building shite in the back yard, no internet (because the landlord decided not to pay for it) plug sockets placed on broken walls so their back boxes are exposed, and my personal favourite, in the upstairs bathroom there was piss literally everywhere! Honestly it looked like they'd tried to toilet train an army of fucking toddlers and just gave up on making the actual toilet a target. On top of this we've established that the kitchen came out of a total of 3 different skips whilst the couches are covered in mysterious white stains, that based on the previous form of the landlord, I'm just going to go out on a limb and assume is some form of alarming bodily fluid. Anyway, after weeks of waiting we finally managed to get internet! (result!) however despite my frequent suggestions to LUSU they didn't see fit to have it fitted in a location where the signal reaches all the bedrooms, and I now have 3 set locations where my laptop must be in order to be connected.
To add insult to this most grievous of injuries LUSU decided to come around too take a look at the wiring in the house as they suspected it may not be up to regulations (did someone say contract breach?) and as it turns out the wiring was put in at some point where people deemed it safer to use gas lamps due to the ineptitude of the electricians around the time. In case you were thinking this is an exaggeration we have bedroom lights that spark when switched on, a plug socket that caused a toaster to spontaneously combust, and as of today, a hob that if switched on fuses THE ENTIRE HOUSE. Honestly I'm expecting to die every time I use some form of electrical appliance. Anyway. On this little tour of the house LUSU decided that it wasn't tidy enough for their cleaners to clean due to their being one or two plates on the side, which they described as "too untidy"... now is it just me or is cleaning and tidying not what you would expect a cleaner to do for you? otherwise why are they even coming round? I mean for fucks sake, today they hoovered a floor that I had hoovered literally hours before, it was fucking spotless. On top of this, one of their complaints was that the kitchen bin smelled of old food... what else would you expect a fucking kitchen bin to smell of, it's designed to contain what? oh that's right, old food! And apparently because the one grey bin they had provided for the 6 people wasn't enough to store our rubbish, it was deemed unacceptable that the bin outside was overflowing. We're waiting on a second from the council, which we had to sort ourselves but you have to ask why wasn't this sorted before we moved in? But for me, the major issue is that the cheeky fucker of a landlord had the audacity to say he was disappointed with the condition of the house! YOU LEFT PISS ALL OVER MY BATHROOM AND NEARLY ELECTROCUTED ME ON A DAILY BASIS!!! just because our bin smells you want to complain? What planet do you live on, you fucking demic! sorry about what is in the world of Facebook, an essay of biblical proportions but I would as you see it as not a rant, but a warning STEER CLEAR OF LUSU LIVING! They didn't even bother to look at the house before we moved in and are not lowering the rent despite it being so fucking bad, they are the devil but with keys to your house! Unsociable BastardsGirls who tweet/message or talk to each other over social media when THEY ARE IN THE SAME ROOM!
Has the age of a decent conversation really died? |
Sweet As SugarMore Bus BashingThey made SUCH a big deal out of the introduction of WiFi to the buses, you can't use it and the only bus service which is long enough for you to require internet access is the 2A which is so much of a pile of wank the only people who get on are pissheads, teenage mums and the blind. Stop bumming of the wifi start giving us proper buses.
More Burrito badnessTurned up to Fylde Bar 10 mins before they serve burritos to be told that they cannot serve me early as it's breaking their policy of only serving burritos at half 4. Even though I'm pretty sure the champion burrito maker from Mexico won't be turning up at 4:30 and it's going to be done by the same cook that was there at 4:29.
Bitches be crayMental bitch next to me in the library, stop trying to force plugs into sockets they're not made for with your keys... It's terrifying!
Go BurittHO!Dearest Go burrito why must you put your prices up every year. Your meal deal has gone up two pounds over summer and frankly my status as a burrito bitch is waning. REDUCE YOUR PRICES AND LET ME BE A NACHO HO ONCE MORE. Oh and what's with the cheese rationing. Is there a cow shortage? Are you trying to put me on a diet? So yeah. CHEESE. BLOODY GIVE ME MORE CHEESE
Bake Off!Gregg's steak bake...
For fuck's sake, I remember the days when you were £1.05, and now you're £1.13!?! Even The Greggs Lady and her cheery welcomes will struggle to heal this pain. Tears on the 2AIt is hard to put into words the complete and utter barrel of shit that is the Lancaster 2A bus route. It is a painstakingly slow, mundane journey and the air is stagnant with an overriding musk of the classy local clientele. The length of time to get to university is only comparable to that of Frodo's journey to Mordor and if you wanted to get to your lecture in time then think again, you have more chance of getting shit out of a rocking horse.
Bike WankersCyclists that double up on the road... Piss off you're not in the tour de France!!!
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